Ideal life

Something I read and extracted. Ideal life.

It would make more sense if the life cycle is all backwards.
You die first and get it out of the way.
You live in a home for the aged, get a silver watch and go to work.
You work for 40 years until your'e young enough to party, drink booze and get high.
You then become a kid and play all day long with no worries.
Become a little baby all cared for by his parents.
Then you go back to the womb and spend your last nine months all warm and peaceful until you finish off as an orgasm.

Tempting or what??