Introducing MuMu

I got myself a 'Life Saver' and put it on my office table. I named her MuMu. Dunno why, the name just came to mind when I saw her. With all the stress at work, I really need a living thing that breathe but won't gossip, won't talk back, won't play politics, won't steal, won't disrespect, aiya,basically all the things that stinking men do to keep me sane and prove to me that mother nature is still worthwhile.

When I'm lonely, I stare at MuMu.
When I'm stressed, I stare at MuMu.

When I'm tired, I stare at MuMu.

When I'm fantasizing, I stare at Mumu.
When I'm hungry, I also stare at MuMu.

Now, I wish she talks.