A Season for All
In this season of joy and love, let us open our hearts and remember the unfortunate ones out there who needs our SUPPORT, CARE, LOVE and WARMTH.
Keep the yuletide spirit going...endlessly.....
**Top Ten Things To Say About A Christmas Gift You Don't Like**
10. Hey! There's a gift!
9. Well,well,well...
8. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would've fit.
7. This is perfect for wearing around the basement.
6. Gosh. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There are lots of unexplained fires.
5. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!
4. I love it--but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.
3. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program.
2. To think--I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.
1. I really don't deserve this.
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